TAROT (2025)

TAROT (2025)

The Australian Bluray release of Tarot

Being an old fart means it is always with great trepidation that I approach a new horror movie! I have been fooled before by Conjurings, Insidiousness, Annabelles and Ouijas, but I am forever optimistic! Occasionally, a Sinister slips out from under the veil of utter tripe, and maybe, just maybe, Tarot will slide out with it.

Let us have a look see, shall we?

Tarot was written and directed by Anna Halberg and Spenser Cohen, and is based on the novel Horrorscope by Nicholas Adam’s, and tells the tale of a group of friend who have run out of alcohol whilst away for one of their birthdays. In searching the home they are staying at, they find a basement full of weird astrological stuff, amongst which they find a tarot deck packaged in a wooden box.

Classic ‘friends in distress’ shot

One of their crew, Hayley ( Harriet Slater) knows how to read peoples horoscopes with tarot cards and even though she should not do it, as it is not her deck, she proceeds to offer a fortune to all her friends.

The cursed deck

After they return home, they start to be picked off one by one in horrific ways, and so they search out advice from Alma (Olsen Fouéré) who had a similar thing happen to her years ago and has been searching for the cursed deck, the same one these friends have used, to destroy it.

Will they destroy it before it kills them all?

One of the terrifying beasties.

I have mixed feeling about this film. On one hand I am extraordinarily happy to see a new movie based on a book that doesn’t have the names ‘Stephen King’ next to it, and honestly I am not quite sure how closely the movie follows the plot of the book, but it does feel VERY generic as it riffs on several other horror movies. The ‘cursed thing’ in the basement like Evil Dead, the ‘something is trying to kill us’ like Final Destination, and even the design of the ‘things’ is a little Th13teen Ghosts’ for my liking… but somehow it works and doesn’t sufficiently entertain.

I think the thing that wins this over is the majority of the cast are quite likeable and over and above some silly dialogue moments, it seems to work quite well except for the presence of Spider-Man’s Jacob Batalon whose appearance does not sit well amongst the others, and he feels like a desperate ring-in to get views. Films have been doing this sort of thing for years so I appreciate why he would be employed in this film, but it almost feels like he is trying to hard. You know that guy who know who desperately wants to be part of the group and overcompensates? That guy.

I know this all sounds like I did not actually like the film but in actual fact I found it perfectly enjoyable and a nice little horror palate cleanser. Easy to watch and not to hard on the brain matter.

The menu screen from Tarot.

Extras: There are three extras on this disc each just going for a few minutes:

A Twist of Fate Making the Film is a very brief making of, just discussing the origins of the story.

A Circle of Friends looks at the cast and how they got on during the making of the film.

Killer Outtakes, like most outtakes, are probably funnier if you were a part of the team making the film.

Film: 6/10

Extras: 4/10

Rewatchability: 6/10

Good friends love to just hang.

This film was purchased from JB Hifi.

CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025)

CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025)

The Australian Bluray cover

One of the things i like about social media is the ability to see how much people love a product they produced and continue to support it. As a writer, it’s extraordinarily hard to promote something you’ve produced because a lot of social media is a visual media rather than a literary one (yes, I’m aware that most posts have accompanying text but most people, me included, see it as supplemental to the story/ reel/ post etc). Writer have a tough job because a photo of their work, unless it’s published and the visual attraction of the cover is present, is difficult.

Unless you’re prepared to do that horrible thing of hustling, something I’m terrible at!

Adam Cesare, the writer of the novel Clown in a Cornfield and its two sequels, is amazing at it. His Instagram posts are full of his live appearances, the promotion of his work and the utter joy he has is seeing his words be made into living breathing creatures in this film, the aforementioned Clown in a Cornfield.

I have to have a brief aside here where I have to compliment Cesare on the title. It’s is so profoundly ridiculous but somehow instills terror. Clowns have, for a long time, been more associated with fear than fun, and the cornfield gives feelings of being lost. It’s so clever.

Quinn (Katie Douglas) and her father, Glenn (Aaron Abrams)

Clown in a Cornfield was directed by Eli Craig, a director who is responsible for a horror comedy that I rate quite highly, the wonderful and hilarious Tucker and Dale Vs Evil (2010). Now even though there is some levity in this film, it does have some fantastic gore and some genuine scares and shocks, which I really enjoyed!

Clown in a Cornfield tells of Quinn Maybrook (Katie Douglas) and her father, Glenn (Aaron Abrams) who have moved to the town of Kettle Springs, Missouri to help heal after the death of her mother, Samantha.

On her first day at school, Quinn is warned by a neighbour, Rust (Vincent Muller) about getting ‘in’ with the wrong kids, she immediately does, and those kids include Cole (Carson MacCormac), Janet (Cassandra Potenza), Ronnie (Verity Marks), Matt (Alexandre Martin Deakin) and Tucker ( Ayo Solanke), who have a bad reputation due to their YouTube videos where they make little horror movies about town legend, Frendo the Clown, a killer who stalks (excuse the pun) the cornfields in search of victims.

‘The Wrong Crowd’

Something the kids find own very quickly though is that Frendo is very real, and he’s very VERY upset with the youth of the town, and the killings begin, but who is it? Is Frendo a generational serial killer or is something more sinister?

Craig has done an amazing job with this film for a couple of reasons. The casting is fantastic, and there’s some nice shifting of romantic interests which whist may be a bit jarring to some, was quite organic, if not a little tropey. Craig also worked on the screenplay with Carter Blanchard and they took the source material and treated it with respect, especially when you consider the setting and feel of the book, and they also gave it a tidy 80s or 90s styled time of 96 or so minutes. A 4 hour action blockbuster full of superheroes and aliens may be ok, but sometimes a story can be over-told for no reason other than hubris, and this definitely wasn’t done here.

Frendo is ready to party

Back to the cast though, they are the driving force behind the story. Even though they also may fulfil some horror movies late-teen tropes, they are executed brilliantly (again excuse the pun). I have to admit that Kevin Durand, who I think is quite underrated, and Will Sasso were nice surprises in their roles as the mayor, and Cole’s father, and the town sheriff respectively.

The gore was surprising and so well done, and the costume design of Frendo looked amazing. It could have very easy been a copy of Pennywise, but seeing as how the characters origin was tied into the origin of the town, it had a really great mid-20th century circus vibe to it.

Whilst the film isn’t perfect, which is only due to some of the elements of the story which borrow elements from the absolute history of horror, there’s a lot to love. Recommended.

Menu screen for Clown in a Cornfield

Extras: Nothing at all, which is a shame considering Cesare’s consistent promotion on social media.

Film: 7/10

Extras: 0/10

Rewatchability: 9/10

Anyone have a band-aid?

This movie was purchased from Jb Hifi

THE PURGE (2013)

THE PURGE (2013)

The Australian Bluray release of The Purge

Film: I always find it funny when you observe a piece of science fiction pop culture after the date that that sci-fi piece takes place. I still find it hilarious that the science fiction magazine 2000AD still calls itself that, but branding is a strong and important part of any pop culture, unfortunately, and it restricts creativity at its very source.

The Purge was written and directed by James DeMonaco, who wrote the screenplay for the remake of Assault on Precinct 13 in 2005, another film, like most thrillers in the vein of this, that sees people banding together in trapped environment against something trying to get inside.

Remember the Alamo, indeed!

Our plot involves James Sandin (Ethan Hawke) and his family, wife Mary (Lena Healey), daughter Zoey (Adelaide Kane) and son Charlie (Max Burkholder) on the most celebrated American night of the year, the night of The Purge. The Purge is one night a year where no crime will be punished for: murder, assault, robbery… it’s all on the cards and the police will do nothing about it.

Hawke and Headey

James loves the Purge as being a security contractor, he has made a lot of money from many people, including his own gated neighbourhood, by selling them state-of-the-art security systems.

The family are well prepared for the Purge except for two things that James does not expect. The first is 16 year old Zoey’s boyfriend, Henry (Tony Oller), an 18 year old young man who James doesn’t not approve of, has hidden himself within the house… for nefarious means on the night when no crime will be punished? Maybe.

The second issue is that Charlie observes a vagrant (Edwin Hodge) being chased through the streets by a gang led by an unnamed leader (Rhys Wakefield) who have decided to use the Purge to cleans the city of undesirables, and lets him into the house to save him as Charlie doesn’t believe the Purge is a good idea. The vagrant immediately disappears within the mansions walls.

The gang descends upon the the Sandin’s house

It’s an even worse idea when the gang descends upon the house with an ultimatum: give up the vagrant or the whole family pays the price.

As the Sandin’s are attacked from both inside and out, the question will be asked: who will survive the night?

The Purge is a violent sci-fi horror film released in 2013 that takes place in 2022… yep, three years prior to this review being written… and even though we thankfully have not reached the point where a yearly violent purge is how we sort out the world’s problems, I think the elements of society not being nice to itself for monetary reasons is sad.

There is some exciting things about this film that really thrilled me. One is that the people attacking the house and the vagrant have no character name. The fact that, like in real life, people move in and out of your life and do things to you and around you but remain nameless. That anonymity makes the story so much more terrifying; people having their lives assaulted for no reason other than a governmental edict.

There’s a great tale of the difference between the haves and the have-nots and just how even the haves feel like have-nots in comparison to successful people.

The masks are enormously effective.

This film certainly riffs on ideas presented in The Strangers from 2008 which borrowed a bit from the French films Ils aka Them from 2006. The difference is that those films had terrifying elements as there was no reason for the attacks, which is an awful thing to encounter. I think what makes The Purge worse is that citizens are being given permission to commit these assaults, which suggests a corrupt government that no longer works for the people.

The casting is excellent as well. Hawk and Headey make for a great couple, and honestly I love everything Headey does anyway so I may be prejudiced on that point. Kane and Burkholder are pretty good too, even though Kane feels like weebish eye-candy with her school uniform and Burkholder suffers a little of annoying child syndrome. The real heart of the piece though is Wakefield as the unnamed leader of the gang: self-important, self-justified, arrogant and with a mullet that lends legitimacy to the world worst haircut, he steals every scene he is in.

The story is deliberately told and has a great pace and the violence, even though you know it’s coming, is still surprising when it happens. I found the film a blast to watch and I look forward to getting stuck into the sequels which are going to be awesome, right?

Right?

The Bluray menu screen

Extras: Only one little pisspoor extra on this disc, which is a making of called ‘Surviving the Night: The Making of The Purge’. Its brief but does explain the origins of the story, but it’s mainly a fluff piece.

Hawke hacks a home invader

Film: 8/10

Extras: 2/10

Rewatchability: 8/10

This Bluray was purchased from JB Hifi