TRIANGLE (2009)

TRIANGLE (2009)

The cover to Umbrella’s Bluray release of Triangle

Now and again you come across a film that is quite difficult to talk about without giving too much away, so, in an attempt to not be the Mayor of Spoiler-ville, here is the plot synopsis for Triangle.

Triangle is a film starring Melissa George that takes place on a boat.

There. Finished.

Not good enough? OK I shall try again…

Jess (Melissa George) knows what time it is.

Triangle tells the tale of Jess (Melissa George), a single mother who agrees to go on a yacht owned by Greg (Michael Dorman), a casual acquaintance who she met at the diner in which she works.

She turns up on the day of the trip seeming disconnected, and blames it on a few bad nights sleep and several issues with her autistic son, who is apparently spending the day at his special needs school. Once upon the vessel, she meets ship hand Victor (Liam Hemsworth), Greg’s best friend Downey (Henry Nixon), his wife Sally (Rachael Carpani) and her friend Heather (Emma Lung). Jess retires below decks for a sleep and wakes up a few hours later, and begins to enjoy herself, learning the ropes on the yacht and getting to know Greg better, but tragedy strikes.

A 2009 CGI storm rolls in

The wind suddenly drops and a huge storm front moves in, capsizing the boat and sending Heather overboard. The remaining ship mates crawl on top of the upturned vessel hoping for salvation, which comes in the form of a cruise liner. From the half-sunken yacht they can see someone on-board, but after gaining entry to the ship, they find it eerily empty. Jess feels like she has been on board before, and the familiarity of it begins to make her uncomfortable, but not as uncomfortable as what happens next. Greg goes to look for the bridgehouse to talk to the Skipper, and Victor pursues the person Jess believes she saw, but within minutes both of them turn up dead, and not long after that that Sally and Downey find themselves shuffling off this mortal coil as well. The perpetrator of these crimes confronts Jess and tells her to kill all who come aboard, before going over and into the sea. Soon, hears shouting from outside and finds herself looking down at the capsized vessel that she herself boarded the cruise ship from, with all standing on the hull, including herself…

The stranger on the ship

Now this is where I should stop, as all this all happens within the first half hour, so there are a lot of questions posed, and the answers come in riddles. Sufficed to say the ride for the rest of the film is a harrowing one – one that drops the floor out from under you just as you have seemingly grasped what the hell is going on!

Triangle was written and directed by someone who I hold in high esteem, Christopher Smith, whose credits include the Danny Dyer vehicle Severance and Franka Potente’s train ride from hell, Creep. He discusses on this disc that he was influenced by Pulp Fiction with its play on time, and The Shining with its claustrophobic atmosphere (the main cabin on the ship is 237, as is Jess’s house number.) I must admit I also see other influences like Herk Harvey’s amazing 1962 ghostly film Carnival of Souls and perhaps a little of Donnie Darko in there as well.

The film is masterfully directed by Smith, and he gleans some wonderful performances from his Australian cast. Admittedly Melissa George seems somewhat flat at first, but it is deliberate, and as her character is forced to deal with the various positions she’s put in, she gets an opportunity to shine.

Obviously from my synopsis you will be thinking that there is some kind of circular time thing-y happening in this film, but one of the things I liked about it was once you get used to that cinematic limbo trick, you find the film turns left and the circle both expands and contracts simultaneously. Reading back on that I appreciate that sounds like a whole pile of theoretical physics baloney, but when you see the film, you will appreciate it more.

There is a fair bit of CGI in Triangle, and most of it is so subtle you may not even realise that it is CG, though your ability to suspend disbelief will be shaken by the aforementioned storm, which looks quite fake.

The film is supposed to be set in Miami, but those of us who live in Australia (or Miami I imagine) will notice that the colour of both the sun and the fauna, not to mention some of the house architecture are clearly The Lucky Country (the Gold Coast and Southport in Queensland, in fact), and not anywhere in America.

I have to say I really liked Triangle. Usually films of this type that employ tools of deception to confuse the viewer give me the shits – like After, or Jacob’s Ladder – but with the script’s constant shifting, I found the film to be intriguing and entertaining. This is certainly a film that needs to be watched properly, and not abandoned halfway through for a toilet break… use the ‘pause’ key people! There are many clues throughout the film about what is going on, alluding to exactly Jess’ supernatural situation, so stay alert for them, though you will see them more upon subsequent viewings.

The Triable Bluray menu screen

Extras:

We have a great collection of extras on this disc.

There is also an excellent commentary by Christopher Smith where as writer and director he explains most of the aspects of the film, and a new one with producer Chris Brown, moderated by Shayne Armstrong, and yet another new one with the Director of Photography Robert Humphreys and Production Designer Melinda Doring.

Four Sided Triangle is a new interview with Director Smith where he recalls the making of the film.

Ghost Ship is a new interview with producer Julie Barnes. Barnes is a frequent collaborator with Smith and this interview isn’t just about him and this film but also about horror in general.

Phantoms of the Seas is a discussion on nautical horror by Alexandra Heller-Nicholas. It’s a fascinating look at the mysteries of haunted ships, not just in cinema but in legend, and in fiction.

The Making of Triangle is a pretty thorough ‘making of’ doco which shows not just how a film is made, but looks at how financial backing can be a bitch. It approaches the art from many angles and has plenty of interviews and behind the scenes stuff for fans of film-making.

Deleted Scenes shows a few unnecessary scenes that rightfully were omitted from the film. Sometimes things don’t need to be as spelt out as what scripts may feels they need to be.

The Storyboard Gallery is a look at the storyboards for a few of the scenes.

Storm Featurette sees visual effects supervisor Ivan Moran discus what he and his crew did visually for the film. Frankly this piece feels more like a trade show showreel rather than something that is supposed to be informative. I will admit though some of the scenes that were revealed to be CGI were astonishing while others were unfortunately obvious.

There’s also a Trailer and Behinds the scenes, storyboard and set build gallery. I’m usually a critic of stills galleries as an extra but storyboards are always cool to see.

Film: 8/10

Extras: 6/10

Rewatchability: 5/10 but it is worth doing to spot some of the clues.

Victor (Liam Hemsworth) needs Jess’s friendship like a hole in the head.

This Bluray was purchased from JB HiFi.

THE PINKY VIOLENCE COLLECTION

THE PINKY VIOLENCE COLLECTION

The cover to Panik House’s DVD collection

In 1970, many of the Japanese movie studios were moving out of entertainment and were taking their fortunes from investments in real estate. Some studios continued to make films, but of the ‘Pink’ variety, softcore porno with touches of either tenderness, S and M, or both! Television was taking a huge bite out of the movie producer’s wallet, so some studios decided it was time to make cinema where you could see things that were not able to be made for television.

The Pinky Violence Collection

These films were like the American gang films of the sixties and seventies, and with their combination of violence and soft porn, were nicknamed Pinky Violence. These ‘Pinky Violence’ films featured bad girls, ‘sukeban’, who used violence and sex to get what they wanted, and what they wanted was money and power…and to be free of the bindings of men. Panik House have pulled out all the stops with this spectacularly packaged 4 DVD set of films in The Pinky Violence Collection, which features four of Toei Studios entries into the genre.

Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless to Confessaka Zubeko Bancho: Zange No Neuchi Mo Nai, directed by Kazuhiko Yamaguchi is about Rika (Reiko Oshida) who, after leaving a Reform School, visits the father of a school mate who owns a garage that the local Yakuza are trying to take over.

After a chance encounter with another ex-classmate, this wanna be girl gangster ends up on a collision course with the Yakuza…and a violent outcome.

Girl Boss Guerilla aka Sukeban Gerira, directed by cult movie legend Norifumi Suzuki tells the tale of the all girl biker gang, The Red Helmet Gang, led by Sachiko (Miko Sugimoto) who move into Kyoto to take over all the girl gangs there.

Once that mission is accomplished they take on various money making schemes until they fall afoul of a local Yakuza, and with help from local girl gang legend, Nami (Reiko Ike) they do whatever they can to take him and his henchmen down.

Terrifying Girl’s High School: Lynch Law Classroom aka Kyofu Joshikoko: Boko Rinchi Kyoshitsu, again directed by Norifumi Suzuki is the story of new student, Noriko (Miki Sugimoto) and her friends trying to survive in a tough all girls school controlled by a gang of mask wearing bullies and a dishonest administration, all being overseen by a corrupt politician.

When they are approached by a blackmailer to bring down the politician, they get help from local Yakuza girl, Maki (Reiko Ike).

Criminal Woman: Killing Melody aka Zenka Onna: Koroshi-bushi, directed by Atsushi Mihori, has us watching Maki (Reiko Ike), who’s father, after faithfully serving the local Yakuza, is murdered and she herself raped when he is deemed useless to the gang.

She tries to kill the Yakuza leader, but is caught and thrown into prison, where she forms a gang (including Miki Sugimoto) who will help her bring down the Yakuza by setting up a gang war, and when the two gangs start to pick each other off, she will be able to get closer to her victim.

If they keep the sort of quality in this package, and with the Elder Sister Series releases, America’s Panik House is looking like a future leader of Japanese cult films on DVD. This sort of collection is the stuff that would give Quentin Tarantino, and his love of seventies exploitation cinema, a wet dream. Many parallels can be made with these films and those of the blaxploitation genre, specifically Pam Grier’s entries, and the Russ Meyer influence (with men being dumb and strong but the women holding all the power), especially Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! are obvious. These films are full of beautiful girls, baring their breasts and beating the crap out of each other… what else could you want from exploitation films?

Extras:

The packaging of this set from Panik House is so unique; it should be classed as a special feature itself. The four films are collected in an unusual, fluorescent vinyl package with a knife wielding Sukeban on the cover, who, with the current interest in kogal fashions, wouldn’t look out of place in a Gwen Stefani film clip. In actual fact, the influence of the fashions these girls wore is apparent in many other genres, from pop music to cartoon characters.

There is an excellent 24 page booklet in this set, written by the author of Outlaw Masters of Japanese Film, Chris D, which gives a brief, but complete history of the origins of Pinky Violence.

Each disc has a commentary by an aficionado of Asian cinema: Girl Boss Guerilla is done by Panik House President Matt Kennedy and Asian Cult Cinema magazine columnist Wyatt Doyle, Criminal Woman: Killing Melody is by film critics Andy Klein and Wade Major, which leaves Chris D to do the commentary for Terrifying Girls High School: Lynch Law Classroom and Delinquent Girl Boss: Worthless to Confess.

All the discs have a variety of smaller extras such as picture and poster galleries, trailers, production notes and cast and crew biographies.

This collection also features a CD with songs performed by Pinky Violence star Reiko Ike. It is basically lounge music with lyrics provided by a singer who has been recorded at the peak of orgasm. It’s funky, and occasionally amusing.

There is a sticker feature the image from the front of the packaging.

Average of 4 films: 6/10

Extras: 10/10

Rewatchability: 6/10

This box set was purchased from Amazon about 20 years ago.